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This is a wiki page I desided to dedicate to the phrase The Toilet Smells Like Flowers.

I am trying to find out how this phrase is in all languages ;P

So, if you are willing to contribute you can add here... Let any form correction to me ;)

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I tualeta myrizi luludya
Η τουαλέτα μυρίζει λουλούδια
Greek - by [Isilando]

Toaleten luktar blommor
Swedish - by Thodoros

Tualet pahnet tsvetami
Туалет пахнет цветами
Russian - by [psykasso] and [Nita]

Tualete smaržo pēc puķēm
Latvian - by [Nita]

Les toilettes sentent les fleurs
French - by [Seyra]

Jungle pani tho phula dhi mehk ari hai.
Punjabi

Tá an leithras bolaigh na blathnaí
Irish Gaelic - by [Khwaish]

Diese Toilette riecht nach Blumen.
German by [herbstelfe]

De wc ruikt naar bloemen.
Dutch by [Relfrome]

トイレは花のようににおう。
Japanese by [Kietaro the Fallen One]

Paikane poota lekka parimala barpund.
Tulu by [Shreya]

The crapper/boghouse smells done up.
Australian by [le_m8]

O mexódromo cheira a flores
(funny)Galician by [Anonymous]

I este pusta naa venya ve lotsi.
Quenya by [Lerune]
*directly translated, as there are very few Elvish words for smell and none for toilet, it is: The rest area is fresh as flowers

Bainua lore usaina du
Euskera by [Cristina]

Ang pagbibihis amuyin maibigan mamulakalak.
Tagalog(Filipino) by [Davorah]

Ethay Oiletay Mellsay Ikelay Owersflay
Pig Latin -one form anyway- by [Jesta In Solitude]

El toilete huele a flores
Spanish - but the word toilete could be changed :P- by [All_Most PUNK]

Toalettet lukter blomster
norweigan - maybe toalettet is spelled wrong... - by [Giliath]

A casa de banho cheira a flores.
Portuguese (from Portugal!) - by [Merle]

Toaleta miroase a flori
Romanian - by [Idas]

Da toilet riekt nah bloeme
Belgium 'dialect' by [Deadly_DNA_Girl]

Toilettet lugter af blomster
Danish by [botlum]

Vessa haisee kukilta.
Finnish by [Levoton] :D

la asla yesh reyah shel prahim
לאסלה יש ריח של פרחים
Hebrew by [TrollGirl =)]

The water closet pleases the olifactory organs in a floral manner
English of the 18th Century by [Cathos]

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Ehm...it should be morse code ^__^ by [Janouk]


Braille by [kitty daemon]

Το αποχωρητήριον ευωδιάζει ωσάν άνθη.
Old Formal Greek by [Jitter]

Tuvalet çiçek gibi kokar.
Turkish by [The_Soulforged]

洗手間有花的香味
Chinese Traditional by [evilhamster]

't Fetrèk riekt no bloem'n.
Another Flemish dialect by [Yncke]

Gli odori della toletta gradiscono i fiori.
Italien [*(.Randi.)*]

Uuuuh duuude, the like, uhh, place where we like, uhh piss and, uh, stuff, smells like uhh whatsemcalled again, uhh, oh yea, flowers, dude, hur hur hur, awesome dude, hur hur, I haven't like smelled anything else than uhh like, uhh, joints for like the last aaaages, dude, and now I smell like flowers 'n shit, totally like awesome dude.
Stoner language by [earthkynd]